The Old Stone House Now a Multi-Millionaire, by Joe Enright

On the eve of Christmas Eve, former Mayor deBlasio presented a cardboard check of nearly eleven million dollars to the Director of the Old Stone House in Washington Park. The money, drawn (extorted) from the Gowanus Neighborhood Plan, will pay for rest rooms to be added to the small remaining space on the north end of the building, as well as a stairway and elevator that will each extend a vertical distance of ten feet.

It should be some elevator.

The Park, not far from the Gowanus Canal near Staples, was once home to the Brooklyn Trolley Dodgers (better known as the Dodgers following their move to Ebbets Field. 138 years before that, it was the scene of what George Washington himself described as the pivotal moments of the Revolutionary War.

In remarks leading up to the presentation, the Comptroller-elect Brad Lander, who arrived on a
CitiBike, and the Mayor (late again) bragged about all the great things they did for Washington Park while serving in the City Council, replacing concrete with turf, upgrading the playground, etc. The Mayor then quizzed the youngsters from the adjoining MS 51, aka William Alexander Middle School, who were fidgeting on the turf near his podium (one of them, perhaps sensing he had become a political prop, had earlier shouted, “Where’s my stimulus check?”). Did they know who Alexander was? No. Tsk, tsk. During the Battle of Brooklyn in 1776, he was the Major General who fought a delaying action at the Old Stone House just behind DeBlasio’s microphone, allowing Washington’s Revolutionary Army to escape and fight another day.

Lander then reappeared to say that just as Alexander’s brave Maryland regiment gave their all defending the Old Stone House in order for democracy to survive, the progressive stuff that he and the Mayor have championed are safeguarding democracy today. Who knew?

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  1. Are they planning to create a new digital currency? Old Stone Coins has a ring to it! Toilets are quite expensive in the Metaverse!

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